Dating profile poem
I appreciate a gal who knows the difference between lay and lie but keeps it to herself, confident enough to pick up hitchhikers, order a beer and a bump at a dive that smells like sour urine and sawdust, who is way too good at pool and has no qualms about asking for a fist full of quarters and shaking her moneymaker over to the juke box. I like the kind of woman who stares in the mirror and sees someone else, who tries on her friends’ dresses and perfume when they’re not home, who riffles through medicine cabinets at business socials, who doesn’t carry a pocketbook when solo.
I like my ladies with southern polysyllabic names and I abuse every single syllable, slowly.
That option can be a bit overwhelming, though, so go with a relatively short name and focus your creative juices on the tagline. People who work in advertising agencies can make their entire career on just one tagline. ”) As in advertising, the key to a good tagline in online dating is In the world of marketing (which, in the end, is what online dating is all about), the goal is to reach the right customer, not every customer.
I asked where he met her, because he never leaves the house. I’m not sure how that is possible, but it devastates me. I was supposed to alert someone and not just use mayonnaise instead. Profile validation Our free profile verification service helps us confirm that Members are single, professional and local by checking their various social media IDs on Linkedin, Twitter and Facebook.You'll receive a higher level of interest and a more open level of communication with a verified status – resulting in more dates!Writing: Five hours creating the perfect online profile. Word count: 5 – these may be my best yet I wrote THE SENTENCE today. This morning I remained bundled under my covers and cursed Gala for the ache in my lower back – buttering rolls has twinged something. I spent the rest of the day redrafting my online dating persona. I told her nobody uses that word, but took note to incorporate it into my interactions. The Xbox wielding, chain smoking weight in her life.